Universe dressing room - dressing room universe The ten things I do while I wait for my girl out of the dressing rooms 10 Things that I do waiting for my girlfriend out of the dressing room
- Cerco una wi-fi aperta (quello in realtà appena entro in negozio) e se la trovo controllo posta, aggiorno feed rss, twitter, aggiorno il meteo;
- Mando sms e intanto nell'attesa di risposte leggo i feed dell'ultimo aggiornamento;
- Pulisco la rubrica del cellulare dai numeri di sconosciuti o dai doppi contatti;
- Idem per gli sms/e-mail
- In most shops, blowing away the dust of sheaves piled stationed at the corners of the dressing rooms (there are never noticed?) And I imagine that if I had my third Roomba shop around morning and evening ... sheaves more than three ounces of poor
- Fixed the other people waiting like me with eyes in the style of dying on a raft;
- If you have small children do grimaces;
- I play CrayonPhisics :
- playing Solitaire;
- Lately, if I have headphones, watch clips from " Romanzo Criminale, la serie " ;
10 Things that I do waiting for my girlfriend out of the dressing room - I search a open wifi (actually when I enter in the store) if I find it, check the mail, feed Rss, twitter then the weather
- I send sms, and in the meantime, read the last updated feeds
- Delete double and old people from my contact list on the phone
- Idem for the sms/mail
- Inside almost all store, I blow away the dust piled in corners and I think if the store was mine, I would use three roombas night and day... no more sheaves of dust
- I stare at the other people in my same condition in style "dying man on a raft"
- If there are children I make them a grimace;
- Play to CrayonPhisics ;
- Play to Solitaire
- Recently, if I have headphones, I watch pieces of " Romanzo Criminale " tv series;
Tnk's to letizia for the review :)
Alice's birthday
Often my niece is lost in the land around his home, living in the country is easy and extremely dangerous.
One day my niece was not anywhere, my sister was on one side of the house and my mother on the other side called to turn:
"Alice, Alice Where Art Thou ? "I'm here" "Here where? Mom I'm on your side " " No Al, I'm by your side '
dint of calling my mother and my sister is a cross-over garden in enclosure of the dogs. And there, in the den of Raky, there was my nephew. He slipped on the mat for, he said, keep the dog company. And to prove to my sister that the dog was awake to raise her eyes visibly exposing the eye off to sleep: "Look mummy, you vegglio"
antibodies have my niece controcoglioni this point:)
Wednesday made the birthday, we were three years ago with her, and I have two and a half years struggling to get her a kiss. Yesterday I get home to cut cake armed with high hopes, a big smile and an ace in the hole, the natural weapon to rip off the young minds of children, or a gift.
A very nice complement purchased by Z. .. consigliatomi and the always reliable Celeste. get home with this package for three thousandths of a second I can get the attention of my grandson, but is a moment of illusion that vanishes in an instant, replaced by games with the cousins.
eat the cake and I find that little Alice all day did VIP, already in the morning puffing nervously for phone cards, so I figured if you could expand with a gesture of affection spontaneous.
Maybe I should get into the house of a galloping pony and firing gunshots into the air to get her little attention.
Among the many gifts received between Christmas and birthday was a particularly pleasant (not my sister though). Una borraccia della "Carica dei 101" che con Fede abbiamo acquistato al Disney Store della capitale. Quindi qualche giorno prima di Natale sono andato a fare le veci di Babbo Natale e a consegnare anche questo dono.
Mia nipote gradisce (ma non mi da neanche un bacio di ringraziamento) e comincia da subito a bere dalla cannuccia telescopica, mentre mia sorella, che per mesi si è ammazzata per abituarla a non farsi la pipi a letto, di lato a dirle "Alice smettila di bere che bagni il letto" . Ovviamente contro un bambino è una lotta impari che vede gli adulti perdenti su tutti i fronti, e quindi per tutta la cena la borraccia di lato e mia nipote attaccata a bere.
The morning after: "Alice got up, it's eight o'clock, we go pee" "But I've already made Mom" \u200b\u200b "But porc ... putt ..."
three times even better gift uncle Dome: D And happy birthday little Alice
Alice in the picture my shot this summer
