Sunday, March 13, 2011

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The house is closed (not the pigs ...) The health card

Today I closed the suitcases for days grazing in the most senseless of the house.




I weighed the hand luggage and one for the hold , trying to contain the clutter with the bags of vacuum, and the weight simply by avoiding to bring six hundred and thirty pairs of pants sweaters.


Finish to close the bags I started home.
The feeling I had was of infinite sadness ... After years of pain between those four walls whitewashed (by me of course) go to change the country was like leaving an old and dear friend on the edge of the motorway in the rain and a fucking, fucking wind.


Although the rats in the attic, ants in the attic and the work never completed, that was and remains my home.


I left a little 'mess (say, a disaster nightmare) that I kindly asked my family to settle, with the proviso that time, the house can use it to make us parties, dinners, to study or whatever ... If you can set in the chaos of course :)


Besides all this morning my second nephew was born , the brother of Alice , and then big family party, and especially great joy for me, since that might not know that funny, very funny gnome:)


I'm sorry for all the people that I wanted to meet but for one reason or another, I could not see, and while I'm happy for all those I could hug before leaving ... for most of the time, always accompanied by alcohol:)


I was very moved and I enjoyed it, thank you to everyone.
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Stay tuned


Ps. I had to leave home Roomba , before closing it in its original packaging I've taken apart and removed the battery ... under the wheels and the side brush was a fucking dust, so I turn to you, the owners of the nano hood, I recommend a disassembled for thorough cleaning every now and then, as true maniacs :-)





Saturday, March 12, 2011

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Since I'm a patented stoned I managed to lose over the years, the tax code and health card.






The first, after putting the house upside down, I found in a drawer, but no trace of the card and then, two days prior to departure for London, I have activated the new card.


Once enough to do this to the website of the Revenue and then, through a form, request the new card. It dava la possibilità di stampare una versione sostitutiva provvisoria e la nuova veniva mandata comodamente a casa. Un servizio eccezionale che tagliava tempi e costi.


Ovviamente essendo ottimo si è pensato bene di rimuoverlo.


Adesso per richiedere la nuova tessera sanitaria bisogna per forza recarsi alla A.s.l. di competenza, fare la fila e tutto il resto.


E così, ieri mattina, mi ci sono recato da bravo cittadino, ho evitato di parcheggiare in seconda fila come la maggior parte delle persone presenti in sala d'attesa, e giunto il mio turno mi sono stepped in at the counter.


I say what I need, the lady asked me the tax code and what it does? It connects to Revenue in the first page that was open to the public, and begins to enter my data.


What could I do from the comfort of my home was doing the 'old woman from his office, with the slowness typical of those who write with one finger, and then lost twenty minutes to fill out a form that I would only be completed in three.


ends the procedure, I print my temporary copy of the card and tells me that I will home soon.


Thank you sir!




Photo: nintwhell



Tuesday, March 8, 2011

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March 8
Dedicated to the women of Terezin ...
was the evening of 8 March 1944 . We
at Birkenau, in BIIa, in families of Terezin.

Suddenly he does a terrible silence. The SS delude themselves that there will be a transfer, stage one of the frequent and infamous Operation ... follows the Postkarten Operation with which they attempted to deceive the Red Cross, by writing postcards to relatives, finngendo a discrete state of health, sending false news .... and now in the camp comes Thilo Heinz , the infamous SS doctor.

are the 8 March 20 and everything is ready for mass extermination. But we must keep calm, and then here is the SS with dogs, here are the additional troops, that's ordering a Lagersperre.
They separate men from women.
Around 22 trucks covered with tarpaulins come 12, are charged 40 people at a time and turned right instead of left to always pretend to go to the station ... Instead
men will be brought to Krematorium III
Women and children Krematorim II

Women are already in the gas chamber, are nude, the SS waiting for the gas chamber is packed up to capacity, the wait is long, then what do the women of Terezin wonderful .... sing a song. Women of Terezin sing the national anthem and the Czech Aktiv .... and that song becomes contagious and spreads and sounds and ... comes to us!

To them, the strength, the courage of women to the wonderful legacy of Terezin I dedicate this March 8!


dawn II and III lay in Krematorium 3791 corpses.

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I Believe I Can Fly I Will Survive

Lamezia Years ago I flew to London with little more than € 30, return.




After a few months, however, Ryanair decides to leave the airport that services offered to their customers like shit.

Ok, perhaps I was not faithful to his text read in the grounds of the company, but the meaning is pretty much that. Abandonment due : "the inability (of who manages the airport) to improve the poor performance that forced us to significantly reduce our operating this winter."

Beautiful figure of shit would say!

fact is that now the company has backed down from April and will resume flights to and from London. The problem has arisen However, for the purchase of my flight to London, set to start Monday 14.

Starting from Calabria gave two options:
  • I could catch a flight from the airport of Reggio Calabria Micromachine, pay only 120 € (one way) but a stop to Malta to stop them one night and start the next day to London. I would say comfortable, but no thanks
  • Take a ticket directly from Lamezia, but without the Ryanair pay just € 909 (again one way) with Alitalia. A bit 'too much for my pocket maybe.
We decide to try out Calabria relying on the nearest airports, Naples and Bari
At the end choose Bari, convenient departure time of 14:30 allows us to arrive in the city shortly after 16.30 and travel towards our hotel in a quiet setting.

I am going to buy the ticket, one way, costs 73 €. The price is still reasonable but here comes the fun part. Administrative expenses, taxes and surcharges add € 32 to the initial amount. become purple and begin to mutter insults at low, low voice.

Since we are moving the checked baggage I have to select the maximum weight for the shipment. Twenty pounds cost 25 € plus the cost of the ticket: I'm beginning to feel warm and murmurs of dissent increased tone.

I go ahead with the purchase and proceed to payment. Paypal is my first choice, but ask me when I realize that costs 10 € Paypal, I start to sweat, I'm red in the face, the murmur of dissent has turned into a shower of curses that not even the child Exorcist, and I'm cursing the family of all those involved in strafottutissima Ryanair.

also pay by card there is a surcharge of 10 € and then fuck you cursed, that I can spend my money on drugs, possibly medication for chronic problems of dysentery .

Monday we leave, if all goes well, the total cost of the ticket, one way, € 125 a head.
This story makes me suspect that perhaps the bombers September 11, I did not have with America, but with the airline.

Ps. Certainly better than what happened to a friend Edream

Photo: binkythedoormat.com

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

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In London, a few weeks, I have to do face a harsh reality.
Taking the piss.


I'm sure I fill up with jokes about the dickhead of the Prime Minister.
Here is a preview of how B. is seen from the outside world.
Da die laughing: D
Enjoy